Mel

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sassyabrahamlincoln:

"what classes are you taking this semester"

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(via laughtime)

benwinstagram:

are u ever mean as fuck in ur head and u aint wanna be and u’d never say it out loud but that one voice in ur head is a total asshole and u feel bad for even thinking it and u wonder if thats how u rly are

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At the groceries store

calakazam:

toyota:

Me: can u give me x²+4y+ of tomatoes & 2(x²+8xy^3) of potatoes please

Seller: I dont understand

Me: well i dont give a fuck i didnt study in vain

those are polynomials you asked for a neverending curve of tomatoes

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thesorrovv:

ma’am im sorry but that baby was due today, i don’t care if its not done just turn in what you have

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boygeorgemichaelbluth:

thatfunnyblog:

You know what’s creepy about Humpty Dumpty?

They never said he was an egg.

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(Source: twerkingtargaryens, via laughtime)

ghost-anus:

ghost-anus:

accidentally offending a good friend

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purposefully offending a bad friend

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(via ruinedchildhood)

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