are u ever mean as fuck in ur head and u aint wanna be and u’d never say it out loud but that one voice in ur head is a total asshole and u feel bad for even thinking it and u wonder if thats how u rly are
Me: can u give me x²+4y+ of tomatoes & 2(x²+8xy^3) of potatoes please
Seller: I dont understand
Me: well i dont give a fuck i didnt study in vain
those are polynomials you asked for a neverending curve of tomatoes
ma’am im sorry but that baby was due today, i don’t care if its not done just turn in what you have
You know what’s creepy about Humpty Dumpty?
They never said he was an egg.
accidentally offending a good friend
purposefully offending a bad friend